Thursday, October 30, 2014

LED LIGHTS AND STROBES

LED LIGHTS AND STROBES

For quite some time there appears to be an obsession with LED lights and strobes amongst VW owners and probably many other car owners as well.  Looking back in time, I quite clearly remember some young dudes with older cars  — Datsun 120Y / Datsun 120U range — connecting purple 12V powered CF tubes under their cars, giving it an eeiry purple glow at night. It actually looked cool but somehow the outer appearance or rather the general condition of their cars seemed old and neglected.  The purple undercarriage lights were soon followed up by other young dudes sticking blue "Xmas-like" snake lights around the outer edge of their number plates., both front and back. These light display was usually also accompanied by loud music. 

On closer inspection these older cars were also decked out with really powerful MosFet amplifiers, speakers, tweeters woofers and sub woofers and music systems with USB and Micro SD inputs. In some cases the audio gear filled the entire boot space and the interior was colour coded to match the car's exterior paint job. I even saw a few cars with sun visor and front headrests with embedded LCD screens and DVD players mounted where the glove once was. At first glance it appears that some of these dudes were over investing in their 70's & 80's vehicles. In most cases the on-board electronics seemed to be worth more than the actual vehicle. 



I was curious enough to inquire  as to their foolish behaviour and I was met with roars of laughter of at least a dozen such  car owners. The joke was on me. These young dudes were the street racers, or rather horsepower hustlers. They were severely influenced by the whole "9 sec car" craze, and by the  American muscle V8 cars, big block engines image, specifically like the Mustang Shelby, the Pontiac GTO, the Chevrolet Camaro, the Holden Minaro,  the Plymouth Barracuda , the Pontiac Trans-Am, and the  Dodge Charger, etc. 

Anyway, their cars needed to look like the underdog in order to fool the more yuppi car owners with their flashy BMW's, Volkswagens, Hondas, Mazdas, Audis, Fords, etc. Their intent is to race for pink tickets or rather the keys to your car, should you loose. The whole idea was to teach their peers who walk about with a "sense of entitlement", a lesson they will never forget. This sceneria smacked of "Need for speed" , "Fast and the Furious", "Street Racer" and "Tokyo Drift", etc. According to several of these young racers, their car's supped-up engines alone cost more than the cars they intend to win. 

This whole concept was like really old. It is what we did in the late 70's for fun. I remember that my brother's friend, now deceased, who was a mechanic by trade spent years building his "ultimate car"  into the shell of a Datsun 240Z. One night I was witness to the fact that he won the keys to a Ford sierra, a BMW 3 series, and a BMW 5 series. He never ever allowed anyone to peek beneath his Datsun's bonnet and he became known as "Dicky Datsun". Those old Datsuns never had disk brakes, nor ABS, nor Turbos, nor air shocks, nor nonslip diff but Dicky's Datsun was fitted with all of them and more. The power to weight ratio of his car further enabled by Nitrous (Nos) and his aerodynamic scoop, including the general poor outer appearance of his car and his personal dirty garage overall attire gave him the edge. He taught lessons of humility to so many who were either born with a silver spoon in their mouths or had a huge chip on their shoulders, or though they were the bees knees, or thought that they pee'ed ginger ale, or just downright haughty.

His Datsun 240Z's head was ported and fitted with fast highly modified intake manifold, the block was fitted with "Mahle pistons" and a "Callies crankshaft". It had a 102 mm throttle body supplied by an Aeromotive fuel pump. The Datsun body was fitted with Bilstein double adjustable struts, and a Ford Racing 8.8 aluminum differential. The drivers seat was even fitted with a 5 point racing harness. This car was the imputus to his car dealership, a place from which to sell all the cars he won. The last I heard, he also owned 5 houses financed from his cash winnings. If you want some idea what  this car could do, have a look at CPR (Custom Performance Racing)  at http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/videos/the-car-to-beat/

Be that as it may, these young racers took the 80's concept of racing for keys to a whole new level. Their supped-up engines are in fact artworks of Performance Racing Workshops, implying when two cars race, it is the technical expertise of one workshop against that of another, and of cause the drivers ability to drive well. The flagman was replaced by a scantly dress young female. Payment guarantees are arranged before the race. Payment arguments are settled by the biker gang friends. The moral of the story, "don't bet anything you cant afford to loose". 

The idea behind the purple lights fitted beneath the cars, is so that the spectators can see the car at a distance since all racing is done in the wee hours of the night, obviously when the cops are not around. This whole lights concept was further fostered by day time running lights fitted to newer cars as a standard feature, though it can be turned off via the ODB-II with a diagnostic scanner. Or in some cases it can be switched of via the  instrument cluster. Even the cops are into blue strobe light fitted inside the grills of their cars. They just need to drive behind you with these light flashing to  grab your attention without the need for a siren. They are able to stealthily get you to pulled of the road without announcing their presence to fellow motorists. 

Then there are the doctors with their white strobe lights sucked onto the windscreen in the middle of the dashboard, flashing away when they are in a hurry, purely to make you think they have an emergency, but in some cases its a ploy to circumvent grid lock traffic. With these low cost LED and strobe lights virtually everyone can have them in their cars and homes. With the ever looming power outages it is also a good idea to invest in some of these LED light for the home. I've even seen fishermen with these led lights attached to their foreheads with some headband strap when fishing. Its time to jump onto the band wagon and get some strobe lights and some LED light to pimp your car.

Sunday, May 26, 2013

PIMPED CARS


PIMP YOUR CAR

Your car is often your prized possession and nothing says more about you than your car. Should you be driving a Maserati Quattroporte GTS, it speaks volumes about the kind of cash you have to blow but should you have no car, then you are just another scrub. Most of us fits somewhere in between these parameters. The following cars belong to car enthusiasts each having a unique car because it was customized to their personality, however their inspiration is syphoned  from other fantastically engineered cars like Porsche, Ferrari, Rolls Royce, Buggati, Lamborghini and Maserati

Currently the Nissan GT-R, Range Rover, BMW Active Hybrid 7,  Mercedes G550 SUV, Lexus 660h L, Mercedes Benz SL 550, Mercedes Benz CL-Class, BMW Alpina B7, Audi R8, and the Mercedes Benz SLS-AMG are the ten most sought after cars and everyone on them, are  also really expensive. Add 30% of its initial purchase price for cost of ownership (insurance, maintenance and fuel based on average usage) over a five year period, very few can afford to purchase, drive, own and maintain them.

This is all the more reason to suppe-up your car, give it the front end of a Nissan GT-R or Aston Martin and the back end of a Targa or the front end of the Lexus and he back end of a Testarossa with RX8 or Lamborghini doors.

For now, here are a few cars just to wet your appetite.


Lamborghini-like doors and as red as a Ferrari
A V8 El Camino with a paint job to die for.
The airbrushed painting on the bonnet of the El Camino above.
Modified to the hilt.
A really fantastic looking car
A sound system and speakers like no other.
Less is more.
A VW Kmbi with a modified water cooled Engine
VW Kombi with a flatscreen HDTV,  sound system and Sony games console.
Dudes  racing one another on  play station.

Monday, October 29, 2012

PIMP YO CAR - Pimp Your Car!


Ideas to supe-up your motor car are dime a dozen, some ideas are good, some ideas are bad, some ideas are interesting, some ideas ludicrous, some ideas impractical, some ideas practical but some ideas you just  have to try and put to the test.



Two horses from the same stable but so very different.




There are of hundreds of Millions of cars on our roads today, with hundreds of motor car manufacturers producing dozens of models with varying engine capacities trying to cater for every need.  Even though each automobile falls into a batch of a different colour, each sporting its individual creature comforts, each with its unique sound, yet cannot ever hope to satisfy the requirements of each and every fancy.

Motor car manufactures come up with designs daily and launch their latest models on an annual bases but will never be able to produce a motor car for every individual's taste and needs. So, if a car manufacturer does not make the motor car you desire and you want something different, unique and have something personal in mind, then you just have to make it yourself. But, you have to begin somewhere. In our case the base model for pimping this car was a Ford. Without the use of CAD programmes, with its 3D model and ray tracing it would probably take a little longer and the end result may be different from what was initially intended but to make the first prototype, one has to be hands on and start somewhere.

So watch this space for a Ford sedan with a bonnet that opens up in the middle like a book with Lamborghini doors with air shocks and a sound system to kill for.